Hi, I’m Lucas. I do music and things. Thanks for visiting my website—please take a look around.
You’ll Never Be as Cool as My Two Year Old Niece
We spend our lives gradually becoming less cool, while trying harder to be more cool, until finally one day we give up trying to be cool altogether and just start living.
Profiles in Hypocrisy
Dear friend, Have you seen the movie Eighth Grade? You should if you haven’t. The main character is a sweet, painfully shy, awkward eighth grade girl who keeps a vlog where she gives advice and commentary about the things relevant to her life. She then proceeds to repeatedly contradict her words with her behavior. “Being…
Things Get Weirder: A Guide to 2021
Dear friend, Happy New Year! Was 2020 the worst year ever? Many people seem to think so. Well then good riddance I say, and let’s bring on 2021. But here’s the thing friend, we have no idea if this trip around the sun is going to be better or worse than the last one. This…